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Teaching Monkeys #3

Monkeys were looking at their test result when two of the monkeys were not satisfied with their result.

Monkey #1: Can you add 1 more marks here?
Captain: Wait, let me see. I have already marked here.
Captain flipped a few more pages to check any overlook marks. But all marks were given. The total was 20 marks for that question.
Captain: Look, I have given all full marks 20/20.
Monkey #1: Eh, can you give me extra marks?
Captain: Look, it is full marks. What is your problem? You want 21/20?
Monkey #1: I am afraid of my final examination.
Captain: Listen carefully, your test here is full marks. Do you understand English?

Monkey #2: (Give a blank paper to Captain). Can you give me some marks?
Captain: Wait, what? How can I give you marks?
Monkey #2: Look, I have helped the others and explained to the others how to do it.
Captain: What? What is that have to do with your marks?


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Both monkeys were trying to get more marks in their test.

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