Pirates: A Monk's Tale

A walk along the hull of the ship. The Captain saw a scrubber, he knelt down and asked him about his work. "Aye, ye the new scrubber? Ah, see that sail, wind goes through it and pick the ship with it." He repeated, "Ye the new scrubber?" "Yas, sire, I'm the new scrubber!" the Captain smiled. --- Everyone is the same when you are in the pond.

The Captain received a call from a monkey he used to teach last time in that deserted island. Monkey: I need help, this place is horrible and I can't stand it! Captain: Okay, how can I help? Monkey: ... Captain waited for a response, and nothing. So he went on with his life. Then, the desperate call came again after quite some time. Monkey: This place is shitty and the people is shitty, I need to get away! Captain, full of patience: What happened this time? How can I help? Monkey: ... Again, dead silence. --- Some monkeys never change, even you put them in hell.

Like the title, recently, the Captain has two Bosses! With a cling of the glasses 🍷, the company celebrate the arrival of a new Boss to the ship, Boss #2. The Captain felt a cold shiver along his spine, he shuddered. Wait, what? The Captain are to report to two Bosses? Boss #1 is left-minded and Boss #2 is right-minded. There is no right or " left " here, yet. Scratching his head with no itchiness, the Captain wonder what lies beyond the horizon for him. The Captain poked at a scrubber in front of him and asked, "What's his story?". "Aye," the scrubber continued, "Tis' man known for his ferocious previous experience in this same ship. Tis' man then left the ship and ventured out to the seven seas, and fought like a madman as the same position for the same goods this ship is doing." The scrubber winked. The Captain, at least, heard something comforting that the Boss #2 has almost similar area of background to him. ...

There are only two types of Boss on tis' Earth. One that listens, and the other only talks. There is a third type which is very rare breed that listens and talks. Lucky for you if have that third type of Boss, treasure it. The rare breed is like a magic goblin that comes to your life once in awhile, and then vanish into thin air (Touch wood). The Captain do not have the luxury of a rare breed at this moment of life, yet. The Captain picked up his courage and talked to the Boss about something important that is beneficial to the ship. He told the boss to get goods from the local inhabitants in the island. Before he could finish his sentence, his boss snapped him off by telling the Captain that the island up north called Republic of Porcelain has better quality, and they provide goods made of gold.  The Captain waited for the Boss to finish his sentence, and then Captain replied, "Yea, the local here too provide goods made of gold." The Boss stunned. ...