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A Monkey in Desperate

The Captain received a call from a monkey he used to teach last time in that deserted island.

Monkey: I need help, this place is horrible and I can't stand it!

Captain: Okay, how can I help?

Monkey: ...

Captain waited for a response, and nothing. So he went on with his life.

Then, the desperate call came again after quite some time.

Monkey: This place is shitty and the people is shitty, I need to get away!

Captain, full of patience: What happened this time? How can I help?

Monkey: ...

Again, dead silence.




---
Some monkeys never change, even you put them in hell.

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