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Seeing Monkeys Fun #1

Well, sometimes it is fun to look at monkeys behave.

Especially when suddenly a fight broke out.

The Captain was teaching the monkeys in a hut when suddenly there was a commotion outside the hut. He went out to have a look and found that two monkeys were fighting among each other. There were other monkeys trying to break the fight.

The Captain took a packet of popcorn and enjoyed the scene.

After the fight, he asked one of the monkeys, what happened?

Apparently, both of them were fighting over a female monkey. One of the male monkey was somehow flirting with another female monkey, and apparently that female monkey's partner was nearby.


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In the end, both of the monkeys took the fight outside beyond the vicinity of the teaching hut.

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