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Teaching Monkeys #4

Captain was walking along the shore when suddenly two monkeys appeared and asked him about something.

Monkey #1: We wanted to know which book to study for your subject? We are taking your subject called banana for mechanics.
Captain: Then read banana for mechanics.
Monkey #1 and #2: Oh!
Monkey #2: Then where can we get that book?
Captain: From the library.


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If not at the library, then where? My house? Or at the Government house?

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