Pirates: A Monk's Tale

The Captain received a call from a monkey he used to teach last time in that deserted island. Monkey: I need help, this place is horrible and I can't stand it! Captain: Okay, how can I help? Monkey: ... Captain waited for a response, and nothing. So he went on with his life. Then, the desperate call came again after quite some time. Monkey: This place is shitty and the people is shitty, I need to get away! Captain, full of patience: What happened this time? How can I help? Monkey: ... Again, dead silence. --- Some monkeys never change, even you put them in hell.

Like the title, recently, the Captain has two Bosses! With a cling of the glasses 🍷, the company celebrate the arrival of a new Boss to the ship, Boss #2. The Captain felt a cold shiver along his spine, he shuddered. Wait, what? The Captain are to report to two Bosses? Boss #1 is left-minded and Boss #2 is right-minded. There is no right or " left " here, yet. Scratching his head with no itchiness, the Captain wonder what lies beyond the horizon for him. The Captain poked at a scrubber in front of him and asked, "What's his story?". "Aye," the scrubber continued, "Tis' man known for his ferocious previous experience in this same ship. Tis' man then left the ship and ventured out to the seven seas, and fought like a madman as the same position for the same goods this ship is doing." The scrubber winked. The Captain, at least, heard something comforting that the Boss #2 has almost similar area of background to him. ...

There are only two types of Boss on tis' Earth. One that listens, and the other only talks. There is a third type which is very rare breed that listens and talks. Lucky for you if have that third type of Boss, treasure it. The rare breed is like a magic goblin that comes to your life once in awhile, and then vanish into thin air (Touch wood). The Captain do not have the luxury of a rare breed at this moment of life, yet. The Captain picked up his courage and talked to the Boss about something important that is beneficial to the ship. He told the boss to get goods from the local inhabitants in the island. Before he could finish his sentence, his boss snapped him off by telling the Captain that the island up north called Republic of Porcelain has better quality, and they provide goods made of gold.  The Captain waited for the Boss to finish his sentence, and then Captain replied, "Yea, the local here too provide goods made of gold." The Boss stunned. ...

Time and tide wait for no man. It has already been one month since the Captain left. The horrendous and torturous adventure of his lifetime. So far that was the most unforgettable one. He bid farewell to all of his friends whom are still surviving on that devil island, and he quickly cling on to the rope of the new ship. Without remorse. That was one month ago. No nightmares like he traveled back to his old ship. No sweats in the night. Nothing but peaceful nights. But there was one letter that must be told. Just two days after he left that island sailing peacefully. A mystical, cursed and fouled letter came to his cabin. He opened it and the content was the most stench and evilish of all time. It was from the devoured island leader, a harbinger of death, suffer and disease, "War-monger". He shuddered briefly at the sight of that name. He threw the letter to the sea and decided to move on. His journey on that island has ended and he does not need to think about it. ...

Well, sometimes it is fun to look at monkeys behave. Especially when suddenly a fight broke out. The Captain was teaching the monkeys in a hut when suddenly there was a commotion outside the hut. He went out to have a look and found that two monkeys were fighting among each other. There were other monkeys trying to break the fight. The Captain took a packet of popcorn and enjoyed the scene. After the fight, he asked one of the monkeys, what happened? Apparently, both of them were fighting over a female monkey. One of the male monkey was somehow flirting with another female monkey, and apparently that female monkey's partner was nearby. --- In the end, both of the monkeys took the fight outside beyond the vicinity of the teaching hut.

Captain was walking along the shore when suddenly two monkeys appeared and asked him about something. Monkey #1: We wanted to know which book to study for your subject? We are taking your subject called banana for mechanics. Captain: Then read banana for mechanics. Monkey #1 and #2: Oh! Monkey #2: Then where can we get that book? Captain: From the library. --- If not at the library, then where? My house? Or at the Government house?