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Seeing Monkeys Fun #1

Well, sometimes it is fun to look at monkeys behave. Especially when suddenly a fight broke out. The Captain was teaching the monkeys in a hut when suddenly there was a commotion outside the hut. He went out to have a look and found that two monkeys were fighting among each other. There were other monkeys trying to break the fight. The Captain took a packet of popcorn and enjoyed the scene. After the fight, he asked one of the monkeys, what happened? Apparently, both of them were fighting over a female monkey. One of the male monkey was somehow flirting with another female monkey, and apparently that female monkey's partner was nearby. --- In the end, both of the monkeys took the fight outside beyond the vicinity of the teaching hut.

Teaching Monkeys #4

Captain was walking along the shore when suddenly two monkeys appeared and asked him about something. Monkey #1: We wanted to know which book to study for your subject? We are taking your subject called banana for mechanics. Captain: Then read banana for mechanics. Monkey #1 and #2: Oh! Monkey #2: Then where can we get that book? Captain: From the library. --- If not at the library, then where? My house? Or at the Government house?

Teaching Monkeys #3

Monkeys were looking at their test result when two of the monkeys were not satisfied with their result. Monkey #1: Can you add 1 more marks here? Captain: Wait, let me see. I have already marked here. Captain flipped a few more pages to check any overlook marks. But all marks were given. The total was 20 marks for that question. Captain: Look, I have given all full marks 20/20. Monkey #1: Eh, can you give me extra marks? Captain: Look, it is full marks. What is your problem? You want 21/20? Monkey #1: I am afraid of my final examination. Captain: Listen carefully, your test here is full marks. Do you understand English? Monkey #2: (Give a blank paper to Captain). Can you give me some marks? Captain: Wait, what? How can I give you marks? Monkey #2: Look, I have helped the others and explained to the others how to do it. Captain: What? What is that have to do with your marks? --- Both monkeys were trying to get more marks in their test.

Teaching Monkeys #2

To be exact is the best policy. Monkey 1: Why ye always teach us until exact two full hours? We don't like it, very tiring. Captain: Ok, next time I will come to your house to teach ye. --- Yet, another lazy bum?

Teaching Monkeys #1

While waiting for the new ship to arrive, the Captain keep on teaching the talking monkeys. Monkey 1: Shall we study our notes or tutorials? Would it be enough if we only study those? Captain: Yes, it will be more than enough if ye don't study at all too. --- Lazy students?

Just a few more days to go

Scrubbin' the wood and pointin' the board. The Captain was found teaching some monkeys on a very far away island called Isla De Pur Wawa. Forget about the name. But what was he doing there? In the long ago story, he had escaped the blue ship. Why here? Look closer to the Captain and the monkeys. Fifty monkeys squatting on the ground and looking at the Captain while the Captain chalking a wooden board. The monkeys can talk too! He was stranded on an island! The Captain put down his chalk and turns around. Captain: Now, has anyone gotten a job on the ship yet? Monkey 1: Yes, but me not signed yet. Captain: May I know why? Monkey 1: Wakey time 8 in the morning! Me no wake up. Me asked for 9, waitin' reply. Captain face-palmed. Captain: Tell me any ship that does not start at 8? --- The monkey was applying as an internship and hoping the company will allow it to start work at 9 am.

Galleon: Peg-Legged Raccoon

Peg-Legged Raccoon. Why is that on the description? Have ye heard of Captain Jack Separuh? Well, he is back. And he found a new ship. He named it Peg-Legged Raccoon. This is a story to-be told in one fine day. Previously, he sailed the Black Moon. Another great story to-be told too. Ye may find it interesting in somewhere in the seven seas. Be hold, the return of Captain Jack Separuh sailing in Peg-Legged Raccoon. Welcome to a Monk's Tale!